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THE 2ND AMENDMENT -




BLUES BROTHERS 106 MILES -




BROTHERS IN ARMS - I'd carry you through the flames of hell, my flesh burned to the bone, Through places where the demons dwell, you'll never be alone. We are brothers, now and always.


TAGS: war hell soldiers brothers always
Rating: 4.62/5

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pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 7:31 pm
It censors two 'T's? Huh?
pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 7:30 pm
Button that lip, soldier!
falloutghoul - May 31, 2012, 6:56 pm
HOO'AH!
pickleviper - May 29, 2012, 4:12 pm
Thank you.
Rick69 - May 29, 2012, 3:05 pm
Very nice message... One which I would share to my brethrens...
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 7:53 pm
No soldiers were harmed in this pic. It was taken during a training exercise.


Criminal Minds -


TAGS: advice mothers identity theft illegal
Rating: 4.85/5

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MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 1:35 pm
Not too clever, she did get caught. If she...oh the poster! Thanks Sanity.
TheSanityInspector - November 14, 2013, 9:24 am
Clever!
MissPriss - November 5, 2013, 11:32 am
...was her name-o.
GaryO - November 4, 2013, 10:58 pm
Bingo
MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 11:37 pm
Glad it gave you a giggle.
chickenlittle - November 3, 2013, 11:10 pm
Haha, very funny! :)


COMPROMISE -


TAGS: closet space marriage divorce half hers
Rating: 4.96/5

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SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 9:17 pm
5L for annoying and demotivational truth. The "his" side was too large, though.
SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 7:37 pm
so true 5L
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:19 am

this image is the story of my life
AdmiralAckbar - September 23, 2010, 3:53 pm
happens at work too.
forseti - September 23, 2010, 12:32 pm
perfect!


PRIDE AND JOY - Hey kiddo....pull my finger.


TAGS: traditions fathers knowledge child joy
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - May 9, 2012, 9:34 pm
That's what I live for so thank you!
Zetmonk - May 9, 2012, 6:01 am
Thanks, made me laugh.


TEACHERS - Those who can, teach. Those who can't, teach teachers.




FOR MOTHER'S DAY - Buy her coffee Because remember... You're the reason she gets drunk




SALUTE -


TAGS: thanks airman and others who serve
Rating: 4.39/5

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rerun - April 14, 2011, 6:51 pm

One can never finish saying thank you
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 11:26 pm
Nice one RR. 5 L's.
TheOne - April 13, 2011, 7:31 pm
Its been done,but its never been finished.5L.


THIS FATHERS DAY - tell him that you appreciate all the times he's been there for you


TAGS: fathers day
Rating: 4.62/5

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agdaniele - June 16, 2010, 9:19 pm
Platinum.
Airman - June 16, 2010, 1:59 pm
thanks!
erock - June 16, 2010, 1:02 pm
the perfect definition of demotivational posters 5excons for you!
R.S.Jake - June 16, 2010, 12:27 pm
What do you know! He looks just like Uncle Chad!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 16, 2010, 12:07 pm
I'm sorry Son.....I shouldn't have (gotten caught while I was) Killing that Hooker. 5L
Faceplant31 - June 16, 2010, 11:49 am
FUCKING PERFECT Airman!!!


THE PENGUIN - SHE WILL NOT TAKE YOUR FILTHY STOLEN MONEY


TAGS: blues brothers penguin filthy money
Rating: 4.47/5

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Houseplant - June 21, 2012, 5:46 pm
But we're on a mission from God......5 wrist slapping L's


GREAT MOTHERS - Always leaving you with those wonderful childhood memories.


TAGS: great mothers no its not her fault i am afraid of cubby
Rating: 4.65/5

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Chef - May 19, 2010, 3:51 pm
Don't I know it! My mother did that to me... only with raccoons... took me 11 years to get home again... what a sense of humor that woman had! 5 therapy sessions!


MOMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -


TAGS: reminder mothers day is this sunday
Rating: 5/5

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pzykosiz - May 8, 2016, 3:44 am
if you get her a bad present, you could have just continued the lyrics
maoworks2 - May 6, 2016, 1:33 pm
Great One.
concern3 - May 4, 2016, 4:08 pm
nice, UP yours


COLD SHOULDER -


TAGS: owls feathers women
Rating: 4.62/5

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GreyScorpion - August 19, 2010, 3:57 pm
I love owl posters, 5L


WE'RE ON A MISSION FROM GOD - Deep down all Blues Men are angels




TEACHERS - Wish they could teach this way


TAGS: freud teachers funny baseball unconscious
Rating: 2.55/5

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Paul Barfoot - June 21, 2008, 4:38 pm
We really do.


MOTHERS - Sometimes, it's best to do as they say




MOM - Words truly can't express how much we appreciate what you do for us kids. And the voracious look in your eye when dad is nearby makes us feel -- Hey, where IS dad anyway?


TAGS: happy mothers day black widow
Rating: 4.65/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 2:37 am
When I come across those nasty, eight-legged freaks in my yard, they are toast. Anything with that many eyes and legs should NOT possess such strong venom.
rudeboy308 - May 10, 2011, 4:24 pm
Damned funny! Let's join Alice Cooper and pledge allegiance to the black widow.
rerun - May 8, 2011, 11:22 am

amsome


HAPPY FATHERS DAY -


TAGS: fathers day
Rating: 4.93/5

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JesusWept - December 29, 2012, 9:06 pm
5 rubbers LOL
GaryO - June 14, 2012, 8:06 am
EXCELLENT. JUST EXCELLENT.


GUILT INCLUDED -


TAGS: mothers days thanks love gifts
Rating: 4.34/5

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Chrysophase2003 - May 20, 2012, 9:28 pm
She wants the credit for me being pulled into this world, she's getting the blame too.
Hawamleh - May 14, 2012, 10:26 am
5l poster, 10 lion comment.
GaryO - May 13, 2012, 8:37 pm
Good thoughts, DJ. So I went to visit mom. I kinda feel bad about not stayin’ so long, but my brother’s storage facility was quite stuffy, and that urn always gives me the creeps….especially that dang happy face.


FOR FATHERS DAY - Take him on a relaxing country outing Because remember You're the reason he's going crazy.




A CLOSED MOUTH -


TAGS: gathers no foot
Rating: 4.53/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 9:57 pm
Good advice for myself. 5L
lgvernon - June 9, 2012, 12:39 pm

He just looks like he has the taste of foot in his mouth, don't you think? Thanks, Bull!!~
Bull - June 9, 2012, 8:18 am
lol!


DELUSIONS -


TAGS: some are dumber than others
Rating: 4.71/5

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Haarakkon - August 7, 2012, 4:02 pm
Top notch.
MissPriss - August 6, 2012, 2:03 pm
And the first 5L laugh of my day goes to...the dynamic duo of Mr. and Mrs.


REPERCUSSIONS - Billy is about to learn the First Law of Sibling Cooperation ~Snitches Get Stitches~




. -


TAGS: reese witherspoon
Rating: 3.82/5

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Mr. Shiny - February 21, 2010, 6:44 am
Oh man, too good.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 12:50 am
Very funny pic.
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:49 am
Brisco County Jr FTW!
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 11:24 pm
LOL
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 11:24 pm
Waaaaiiiiit fooooooor iiiiiit....
Produceman117 - February 20, 2010, 11:24 pm
Yeeeeeeah.
Produceman117 - February 20, 2010, 11:23 pm
Wait for it...
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 11:22 pm
The baddest mo fo low down?
Produceman117 - February 20, 2010, 11:22 pm
Wait... Sho'nuff? 5Ls for Sho'nuff. R.I.P.


JOSEPH KONY - Is not Carl Weathers from Predator.




I AM THE WALRUS - Shut the f*ck up, Donny.




GREAT MOTHERS TEACH... - Love, confidence, patience, and how to rip apart drunken tourists... Well, my mother did anyway...


TAGS: great mothers teach
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Chef

agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 1:34 am
Hawt!
Chef - May 20, 2010, 1:33 am
If some humans did I wouldn't have to sit in traffic for so long...
ICEMAN - May 20, 2010, 1:28 am
You realize tigers eat their young.
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 1:15 am
Getting beaten with your own toys is never a good thing. My mom was too cheap to wreck a toy on out butts. Although I had a lot of hot weel track... and we'd whip each other with them... better than pillow fights.
Chef - May 20, 2010, 1:08 am
You ever heard a hotwheel track swung at full angry mom speed? The sound was almost worse than the impact!
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 1:05 am
Nice! The go-to weapon of choice for my mom was the wooden spoon. And although she shattered many on my butt, she did have a 3ft mixing paddle that was a bit more resiliant.
Chef - May 20, 2010, 12:54 am
Yeah... not a good idea with my mother... she once hit me with my own hotwheel track!!!
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 12:52 am
Greatness, Chef. And good that you didn't combine the two!
Chef - May 20, 2010, 12:45 am
Thanks! I found the Mother subject far easier then the bitch please...
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 12:43 am
And in this case, it's still a win!
Viper - May 20, 2010, 12:42 am
This might be the first poster without some kind of Logicdude reference that I have seen thusfar!
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 12:36 am
Wonderful.


MY BROTHERS -


TAGS: my brothers military balls
Rating: 3.74/5

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CarlRedifi - March 5, 2010, 11:37 am
Hi Ryan
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 5:08 pm
or "gesundheit"....whatever floats yer boat.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 4:54 pm
God bless you.
aesop's folly - November 21, 2009, 4:44 pm
houghragh
Dood - October 24, 2009, 12:10 am
Eh...landed close enough in The Hump '05. Juicy Girls were fuckin thieves.
Derek - September 29, 2009, 11:48 pm
Otherwise, you'd be a sister.
Lex - September 29, 2009, 3:55 pm
That's too bad. Songtan had a good selection of imports.The Gecko in Seoul was a great bar. Had a drink named after me. Called "The Bastard".
LogicDude - September 29, 2009, 3:19 pm
Hooker Hill is now officially off-limits to Mi-Guks...I hear Songtan is still open for business though!
Lex - September 29, 2009, 3:01 pm
"Ammo Bowls" for all. 604th ASOS (Zoomie for CACC) Camp Red Cloud, Uijongbu '03-'04. Get your boots on, we going to Hooker Hill.
LogicDude - September 29, 2009, 2:11 pm
Holy Hangul! Seems like Lex knows the "Way of the Bar Fine" and yakimandu! CSCT #3, Yongin, '95-'96 Brother!
Lex - September 29, 2009, 1:48 pm
2ID, someone send me some soju. 5 juicy girl lions.
GySgt1811 - September 29, 2009, 11:40 am
Yep! 5 devildawgs...


MOST OF US -


TAGS: andy rooney teachers
Rating: 4.82/5

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lesterinside - January 24, 2011, 8:22 am
I'll remember that Mr. Airman
Peso - January 24, 2011, 7:48 am
Profound! Don't know about Andy Rooney, but my brother was boffing his English teacher in HS. I'm sure he often "remembers" her...
GySgt1811 - January 22, 2011, 2:54 pm
Me, too, Rerun. I've considered legal action...but revenge would be sweeter. (There was that incident of the cherry bomb in the nun's restroom in 1961; but the less said about that, the better...they're still looking...)
rerun - January 21, 2011, 6:48 pm

this is fantastic.....I have several teachers I remember who helped me shape my life and become who I am today.


THIS IS GLUE - Strong stuff


TAGS: the blues brothers glue minnie the moocher elwood jake dan aykroyd john belushi
Rating: 2.42/5

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BuZZbomb - July 27, 2009, 11:56 pm
This is cheap movie quote rip off. Weak stuff.


RIGHT AND WRONG - There's doing it wrong, there's doing it right, and then there's doing it in a way that is freakin' awesome




GREAT MOTHERS - Always protect their offspring Keep them warm and surrounded with love


TAGS: great mothers
Rating: 3.44/5

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HAPPY MOTHERS DAY -




REALITY -




AMAZING THAT THEY MAKE IT -


TAGS: little brothers
Rating: 4.65/5

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DonQ - May 18, 2012, 5:00 pm
and when you are the big brother you are the guinea pig.
fatelvis - May 17, 2012, 10:22 pm
Been there. 5l.


111 MORE DAYS - Pitchers and Catchers Report to Spring Training!


TAGS: sports baseball spring training pitchers
Rating: 1.89/5

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MetalliTool - December 6, 2011, 10:33 pm
If only that was just the length of the season!


HELPING HAND - Help others achieve their dreams, and you - will achieve yours.




BROTHERS - DOUCHE and BAG


TAGS: brothers
Rating: 4.43/5

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rerun - June 6, 2011, 7:39 pm

image alone would be great on doucharchive


NICE CHOPS -




just single mom solutions 2 -


TAGS: mothers day
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - May 6, 2016, 1:30 pm
Sad .


MOTHER'S DAY - The perfect gift.


TAGS: mothersday gifts humor
Rating: 4.6/5

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Iconoclast - May 1, 2012, 10:27 pm
Prescription: Take a pill after dinner and go to bed.


RIOTING TEACHERS - Hypocrites Using their outside voices INSIDE. In the hallway without a pass.


TAGS: unions teachers riot protest
Rating: 4.52/5

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5150monkeylove - March 19, 2011, 12:26 am
as for ADD, herein lies the true issue, 440......120308
440wakeup - March 18, 2011, 9:32 am
i wanted to say something about messing with people who voluntary our locked up in a classroom unarmed with 3o ADD diagnosed ritilin popping, gun packing, crack-babies
KaBoom - March 17, 2011, 1:24 pm
hilarious
Airman - March 17, 2011, 11:05 am
LOL
Cubbybear - March 16, 2011, 4:29 pm
They look like they're hunting Moby Dick


STRAIGHT SHOOTING - Now available in stereo


TAGS: twin gunners of different mothers
Rating: 4.33/5

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ICEMAN - May 4, 2010, 9:47 pm
I love surround sound. 5 rounds downrange.


LAME 4TH GRADE HUMOR -


TAGS: groaners are as good as laughers
Rating: 4.05/5

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hangmanheadphones - October 22, 2010, 12:51 am
Great pun.
Neener - October 21, 2010, 7:04 pm
You're right, groaner. 5L for the pic and pun match


MOTHERS - They are the best role models a little girl can have.




DON'T TELL ME - Pod People don't exist!!


TAGS: invasion body snatchers potato pod people
Rating: 2.1/5

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Liam I. Engram - July 23, 2009, 10:10 pm
OMG! China is successfully creating clones from potatoes!
MO - July 14, 2009, 7:06 pm
Wow! Lotta help here!! Lotta...
lololol - July 14, 2009, 7:00 pm
She's probibaly chinese, it's polluted alot so alot of people form there look old because there pores cant breath... when this young girl grows up she's going to envy the japanese girls... sexy and kawaii!!!!!


SUPERVILLAINESSES - I will now sell my soul to evil!


TAGS: dr girlfriend mrs the monach venture bros bros brothers
Rating: 1.96/5

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rerun - November 26, 2010, 9:33 am

blade4 faps over cartoons?
blade4 - November 26, 2010, 9:27 am
if she had boobs... and not tiny mosquito bites.... I might consider it 2.... but she doesn't...
dumbass - August 16, 2009, 10:17 pm
Idiot she is not a real person!!!
Sean - July 23, 2009, 10:46 pm
ROOFIES Waiiitttt foooorrrr iiitttt ....


MEMORIES -




thanks mom -


TAGS: creepy kid mothers day dysfuntional
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 9:39 pm
Hey RL, no holiday this time. Busier than a one legged man in a bum kicking contest, unfortunately. I'll be in and out for the next few months. I'm 'in' for the weekend!
Reality Lord - May 28, 2016, 12:06 pm

Hey dizz. Glad you're back. How were the holidays? Back to eork girl
mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 8:50 am
Good 1, RL! Very true! ^!
surlybill - May 6, 2016, 2:45 pm
Okay I screwed the chicken.


dear mom -


TAGS: crazy cat lady mothers day
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 7, 2016, 10:42 am
OMG...lmao...wait, my kitties really don't know? Well UP theirs!


Two wrongs don't make a right -




WEIGHT WATCHERS -




WISE GUY HUH -


TAGS: seagulls blues brothers quote
Rating: 4.35/5

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agdaniele - September 22, 2010, 10:27 pm
Daaaaaaa gulz.
forseti - September 22, 2010, 5:13 pm
"goon" fits pretty well ;)


MOTHERSDAY - she did not mean it when she said "you dont have to buy me anything for mothersday."




WHAT?! - Did you just call me a fat-ass?! NOW I gotta shoot ya...


TAGS: carrie fisher blues brothers leia
Rating: 3.8/5

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rudeboy308 - July 26, 2011, 4:11 pm
Blues Brothers is only one of the funniest movies ever made. Carrie Fisher having John Belushi in her crosshairs, and his sputtering excuses, are awesomely funny.


SEND IN THE CLOWNS -


TAGS: smithers release the clowns yes sir mr burns
Rating: 3.56/5

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agdaniele - April 5, 2009, 9:53 pm
... I'll take that stray 's' back, thank you.
agdaniele - April 5, 2009, 9:52 pm
You s always have a feel for what's good... even if there may be contradiction. That is dedication to the craft.
Sean - April 5, 2009, 9:18 pm
I'm such a hypocrite. I actually prefer mimes to clowns (except rodeo clowns -- those dudes are way brave), and yet I couldn't resist doing this poster. Although I guess mimes are preferred in the sense that I hate clowns way more.
agdaniele - April 5, 2009, 7:19 pm
Bring 'em!


HERBIVORE BASHERS - There are still narrow minded bigots out there who refuse to accept herbivores because of their alternative lifestyle


TAGS: herbivore bashers narrow minded bigots
Rating: 4.91/5

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Budog - February 7, 2012, 3:04 am
It is a metaphor. The dinosaurs are T-Tex, major carnivores. So it is a metaphor of what a narrow minded father's reaction when he son says he is gay....
Nighthorder - February 7, 2012, 12:38 am
Is this a metaphor?...or is this seriously a herbivore joke? LOL, either way, well done.
Budog - June 10, 2011, 4:29 pm
My Dad is proud I am a vagitarian...
MilDoc - June 10, 2011, 2:13 pm
I've got nothing against herbivores. Some of them are actually quite tasty!
Kspace - June 10, 2011, 8:23 am
Attention, herbivores: My food eats your food.


OR GO SEE A MOVIE -


TAGS: booking calendar blues brothers verbage
Rating: 4.74/5

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Oldsod - May 21, 2015, 8:39 pm
Yes...into the classroom file.


JUNE JULY AUGUST -


TAGS: teachers tenure torture
Rating: 4.65/5

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mariand - March 21, 2012, 2:09 am
hahaha...so funny
CloudchaserS - March 21, 2012, 12:16 am
Sometimes, I like being a wiseass and I can see myself saying something like that *tailwags*


GREAT MOTHERS - Proper technique, as demonstrated by momma bear to a cold and lonely husky.


TAGS: mothers bears dogs love hugs
Rating: 4.6/5

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agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:39 pm
... who just pissed himself. 5L


FATHERS DAY - This Years Fathers Day Is Brought To You By Victorias Secret.


TAGS: fathers day
Rating: 4.42/5

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agdaniele - June 21, 2010, 9:04 am
Not smart to "forge" anything when bankers are involved. I'm off to work. All you losers who work indoors, with computers? Ha ha ha! I'm off to add to my sunburn!
rerun - June 21, 2010, 8:58 am

well, the Jews and Germans are trying to forge an alliance, strange one but it is there
thatonechick - June 21, 2010, 8:56 am
I'm sorry I missed that. :( Glad to see I'm unbanned, though. You know me, I can barely contain all that hate bottled up in here.
agdaniele - June 21, 2010, 8:55 am
Oddly, only forseti whent missing on that ban.... hmmmmm.... curious, rerun.
rerun - June 21, 2010, 8:55 am

I sure am going to miss that "ban all" button
rerun - June 21, 2010, 8:54 am

It thinks I am the boss, after all I think I was the person who banned 99% of motifake for racism.
thatonechick - June 21, 2010, 8:52 am
You should be okay. It's recognizing your IP address, as seen by your alias.
rerun - June 21, 2010, 8:50 am

wait until Wednesday to vote. That is when I am going to board "L" all I have missed.....and for you noobs, that means vote on all I have missed
thatonechick - June 21, 2010, 8:47 am
Okay, rerun, you have my imaginary 5L. I am entirely too lazy to keep clicking on this thing. :P
Reality Lord - June 21, 2010, 5:57 am

ummm....nothing to do with the poster but it lists my other aliases as "motifake, agdaniele, MrBlack, ICEMAN, Cubbybear, Derek, Jaegerjaques.....i don't have any other aliases here....for real....i'm NOT aggy." maybe the server switch thingy got wires cr
Reality Lord - June 21, 2010, 5:55 am

KA-CHING. if every father had his way this is how we'de spend the day. pack the kids off to the ex-wife and give the girlfriend a call.


SMOTHERS BROTHERS -




TAKING A BREAK -


TAGS: april calendar 2010 dash break dash she broke my heart i ripped hers out dash i dated her sister
Rating: 3.07/5

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agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 9:21 pm
Needed a basement poster, lester?


MASTURBATION - when you start shooting flaming balls of jizz you may have a problem.




HERSHEY'S SYRUP - Enjoyed by men everywhere




MORE COWBELL - YOU always, need more COWBELL!


TAGS: cowbell snl protest teachers riot
Rating: 2.25/5

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showmeone - March 18, 2011, 4:17 pm
Say it, baby!


happy mother's day -




GREATNESS IS A CHARITY -




EVOLUTION OF MAN -




A ROLLING STONE -




THE BLUES -


TAGS: jake elwood blues brothers boobs
Rating: 4.45/5

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GaryO - July 22, 2013, 8:34 am
OHHHH YEAAAH!


THE JONAS BROTHERS - circa 2025


TAGS: music jonas brothers okami mattakunobaka
Rating: 4.17/5

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tellitlikeitis - April 15, 2011, 7:59 am
Funny one... Time can be so cruel. 5 l's.


HAPPY FATHER'S DAY ! - Daddy is so proud of you... now, could you snatch another beer for me,son?




SPILLING YOUR MOUTH -




LOVE’S WORTH -


TAGS: love s worth love babies fathers
Rating: 3.49/5

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guest. - June 26, 2009, 3:21 pm
And thats why we shouldent have abortion...
Sean - January 15, 2009, 3:18 pm
Re: kids ... Amen, Deltabob. I am so not a fan of anyone who actually has an excuse for being as immature as I tend to be. The little brats! Even the few well-behaved ones don't actually know anything about anything worth knowing. Sheesh.
Frenchy DeLaRue - January 9, 2009, 1:45 pm
Ahh, zat is beeecause we have, how you say, zee exeestentialism, n'est pas? haw haw haw, zee ennui, zee madness, zey are keeling me slowly!
LogicDude - January 9, 2009, 6:53 am
So that would mean you're likely descended from the French...they hate everyone in the world before noon, after that they hate everyone including themselves.
RON - January 8, 2009, 8:49 pm
Grand daughters birthday coming up...And always thinking of my kids...this could be MWLF with his daughter...Cubby with one of his...and any father...See what happen when it gets closer to valentine day...don’t worry...perversion still coming...lol
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 7:03 pm
You old softy, you. :)
Cubbybear - January 8, 2009, 6:59 pm
Hey Ron, Why so soft? Nice mellow change


NOTES - You should be taking them, fatty...




OH, NO!!! - I don't like this part, it's too scary! Just tell me when it's safe to look, okay?


TAGS: you just had to rent zombie dog catchers from hell didnt you assignment for november 5 dog
Rating: 3.21/5

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aesop's folly - November 14, 2009, 2:02 pm
WHERS YOUR DOG NAOW!
BoneCD - November 5, 2009, 9:49 am
It's not a dog smiley face, sad face or one in a dress...they all have been a lot here (like all cats).
Mongo - November 5, 2009, 9:31 am
whats "non-typical"? so I may induldge.
BoneCD - November 5, 2009, 9:30 am
very nice BoR. I always like the non typical pics!


GOPHERS - Sorry, Uncle Sam Didn't Want You..




B A D T O U C H - Now take your candy eggs and GIT!




CARPET - If you don't munch it, you're not a lesbian!




KEEP CALM -




HELP -


TAGS: help yourself before asking others
Rating: 4.59/5

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Verdeckt - November 26, 2011, 7:00 am
I endor5e this statement.


MOTHER - There to ease the way but not to make things easy To protect but not to shelter To love and forgive...


TAGS: great mothers
Rating: 4.15/5

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anthonyb123 - January 12, 2012, 6:29 pm
seriously wierd and funny
forseti - May 19, 2010, 2:37 pm
i never ate snails... it's too French for me! ;)
Chef - May 19, 2010, 2:09 pm
Thanks... I love that picture... kinda cute and disgusting at the same time... but as a chef I can't help wondering... with lots of garlic and butter... mmmmmmm
PhxDebbie - May 19, 2010, 8:45 am
Wow nice one... 5L
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 1:54 am
Well done. Picture is as good as the text. 5L


THE FOX AND THE HOUND -




THE BIRD AND THE BEES TALK -


TAGS: birds bees mothers daughters bj lessons motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.83/5

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CANADA - November 8, 2009, 9:35 pm
LOL @ Produce
Produceman117 - November 8, 2009, 9:30 pm
Do the words that follow the second ellipsis explain her middle finger action? Nice one, Ron!


MOTHERS DAY -


TAGS: mothers day holidays mama
Rating: 3.38/5

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Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 4:25 pm
*Facepalms and chuckles*
Stickfodder - October 30, 2009, 12:38 am
Keep in mind that even Oedipus gouged his own eyes out when he realized that she was his mother.
Zéiram - April 29, 2009, 7:24 pm
lol I just got it. I forgot all about Antigone since I read it in... what, 8th grade? 9th? Something like that. Who knew Sophocles could be made into modern-day humor?


BODY MOVIN' - We be body movin'


TAGS: herse hearse casket coffin death dead body corpse funeral funerary grave yard car cemetary moving transportation beastie boys
Rating: 2.08/5

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forseti - April 1, 2010, 7:47 am
hard to get if you are not an insider. only got it with the 'beastie boys'-tag...


THE GAME - You just lost it.




LOVE AND MARRIAGE -


TAGS: what s yours is hers
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 27, 2013, 12:34 am
Ha! Thanks for the 4L's...I'm allowing you to have 1...and put it away when you're done with it!!!!
MissPriss - February 27, 2013, 12:33 am
And he knows to keep his things...thing where it belongs.
spacedog - February 26, 2013, 5:40 pm
HA! Thi5 picture is very accurate.
PapaFox - February 26, 2013, 4:27 pm
And if he knows what's good for him, he smiles about it! :-D


REVENGE OF THE NERDS -




Father's Day -


TAGS: fathers sons ocassions love expressions
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - June 19, 2013, 2:06 am
Thank you mao!
maoworks2 - June 18, 2013, 11:36 am
Good One !


Dishwashers -


TAGS: dishwashers dishes kitchen work kp
Rating: 4.77/5

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CloudchaserS - May 24, 2013, 12:53 am
What "all the work"? How hard can it be to get the wife drunk? But seriously, 5L and a fav because that's exactly why I don't care to have a dishwashing machine, I typically get a sinkfull done in about 15 minutes.


GUANTANAMO BAY -


TAGS: confusion fathers day
Rating: 4.71/5

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Feasibly - May 18, 2011, 10:06 pm
That sounds a little prickly to me, RL...5
Greeny - May 18, 2011, 9:28 pm
you mean American Greetings?
Airman - May 18, 2011, 2:32 pm
there's a Hallmark moment somewhere in ther5


THE NOBLE PROFESSION -




there you have it -


TAGS: stupid piercings grandfathers the next generation
Rating: 4.58/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 21, 2013, 2:46 am
I hope not. I fear they might because they're stupid enough to think condoms are just balloons, or one of their piercings may accidentally poke a hole in one and, uh... ooops.
tatespa - August 20, 2013, 7:30 am
yeah, but they will probably NEVER be a grandfather... hopefully NEVER a father either!!!


SKATEBOARDERS OCCUPY - Wood pushers rise up and dominate




APPEARANCE -


TAGS: disguise others from ourselves
Rating: 4.5/5

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CloudchaserS - October 2, 2011, 10:41 am
Saw the image, thought of the lead singer of Antiproduct. Read the quote, thought of the Blue Man Group song Persona
rondollins1 - October 2, 2011, 4:23 am
5 BIG hugs for this one! :)
rondollins1 - October 2, 2011, 4:22 am
% BIG hugs for this one!


THIS SHOULD GO OVER WELL AT HOME -


TAGS: mothers day
Rating: 4.11/5

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AIN'T NO SUNSHINE - When She's gone It's not warm when she's away. Should have dug a deeper hole.


TAGS: bill withers ftw
Rating: 4.09/5

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agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 8:29 am
Never dig when drinking... you run out of gas too quickly.


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